Phillip McSkellington III

You've seen Baron Von Femur. You've seen Crossbones. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Phillip McSkellington III.

This is the product of thinking of that Amazing Horse video, then thinking of Dry Bones... and then combining the two together.

Skellington is as intellectual as he is fancy. He's read all the works of some of his closest friends of his lifetime, and, in some cases, afterlife-time. He adores Aristotle, Machiavelli, Huxley, and Orwell, and he had been a close friend of each of them aside from Aristotle; Skellington wasn't around at the time.

While he would most certainly fancy a cup of tea, he always declines, saying that it goes right through him.